no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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