Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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