You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize