id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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