You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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