I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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