I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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