Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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