Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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