why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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