Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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