yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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