dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize