my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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