Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm at about main and main street
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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