Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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