If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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