It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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