There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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