I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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