I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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