and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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