Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Sorry about my life...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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