Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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