i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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