i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
third nipple confirmed
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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