Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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