i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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