if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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