id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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