But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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