drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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