you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my poor anus
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Randomize