i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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