Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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