I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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