the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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