I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And then he peed in my hair
I see more hoeing in ur future
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