Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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