No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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It's never too late to be topless.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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