Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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