Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I would ride that face into the sunset
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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