I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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