we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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