He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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