I'm really into asian looking animals
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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