i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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