were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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