what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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