The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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